With apologies to the French and with love to the late, great Terry Pratchett.

Written and recorded by William Phelps & Brenna Crotty

Music and sound editing by Wes Price

Art by Evan Graff (@ejgraffics)

Words
Finagle \ fə-ˈnā-gəl \
Austria \ ˈȯ-strē-ə \
Australia \ ȯ-ˈstrāl-yə \
Jury-rig \ ˈju̇r-ē-ˌrig  \
Asia \ˈā-zhə \
Orient \ ˈȯr-ē-ˌent \
On the Fly \ ˈȯn  t͟hə ˈflī \
Wing It \ ˈwiŋ ˈit \
Break a Leg \ ˈbrāk ˈā ˈleg \
Autopsy \ ˈȯ-ˌtäp-sē \
Postmortem \ ˌpōs(t)-ˈmȯr-təm \
Persiflage \ ˈpər-si-ˌfläzh \
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