
Scribes Imbibe
Two nerds get drunk and talk about etymology.
Episodes
11 episodes
Low-Budget Salmonella Puppet Show, Pt. 2
It's part two of our very special live episode, and we finally get around to the conversation that makes the title make sense! Will continues his crusade to mispronounce words in other languages, and Brenna just gets mad about random things, as...
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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19:29

Low-Budget Salmonella Puppet Show, Pt. 1
We got to record in the same place for once! It was delightful and led to enough material for a two-parter, which is how you know you've made it in podcasting. Will talks about names for concepts that English does not yet have words for, like f...
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24:22

Anxiety Bacon
This episode we play a game called"Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc," where Brenna has to come up with definitions for words that Will did or did not definitely make up or crib from the internet. It goes about as well as you expect.Written an...
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20:31

You're Saying It Wrong, But That's Okay
Look, we're not normally good at pronouncing new words on the best of days, but "eccedentesiast" is just an exercise in cruelty. Also, if you've ever wondered if "eggnog" is related to "noggin," well, you've got a weird brain, and we're here to...
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22:31

Please Don't Eat Daddy's Beard
With apologies to the French and with love to the late, great Terry Pratchett. Written and recorded by William Phelps & Brenna CrottyMusic and sound editing by Wes PriceArt by Evan Graff (
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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21:10

Of Soberstones and Dogcopters
Lots of weird language happening in this one! We dive into igpay atinlay, learn about the most sober of gemstones, talk about the shady behavior of frogs, and explore the concept of fantasy Swedish wolves! It's really honestly very coherent.
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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20:37

Fauxpocrypha
False friends? Not us! We talk about etymological concepts such as false friends, faulty separation, and evolved usage. Will talks about a bunch of words based purely on mouth feel, like a sesquipedalian Charles Boyle. We also do a LOT of off-t...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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21:57

The Mustache Ride of Sauron
This week we're coming at you with our most sober and professional takes on taboo words. We address words like cunt, penis, cervix, cunnilingus, shame-hair, licktwat, and more with an absolute minimum of snickering and stupid jokes. Str...
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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30:52

Ewtopia
Look, sometimes we're here to talk about sexy words, like orgasm and spermatozoa. And sometimes we're here to talk about decidedly unsexy words, like abortion and eugenics. And sometimes that happens in the same episode, because we are...
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Season 1
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Episode 3
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19:24

Let's Get Supple for the Lord!
Boy, do we get really addled and talk way too much about mud and rich people this episode. But also, if you ever thought "moist" was the most uncomfortable word in the English language, get ready to really hate the word "supple."Written...
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Season 1
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Episode 2
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